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In case you can't read the posted disclaimer:
International Meeting Day 2009
Events canceled due to H1N1
Flu Outbreak at the Bakery
Help yourself to a discounted
Cookie!
(as a joke people, there's not an outbreak that I know of)
10:00 Distribution of official “Int’l Meeting Day” refreshments and MeetINg Appreciation session
11:00 Come IN & Sit Down: How to Chillax your next meetINg
11:30 INevitable Issues: plannINg on miracles & where to order them on the INternet
12:00 How technology can better INefficientize INternational collaboration and discussion (Podcast for iPhones only)
12:30 Dissecting the INsanity of an ABA visit
1:00 Getting INto Wallets, Polite PickpocketINg
1:30 RennovatINg with Main Campus IN 2 Easy Steps: How to play the 1) Request & 2) Wait game
2:00 INcreasINg revenue at home while decreasINg debt abroad (it’s IN the bag)
2:30 Breakout Sessions:
2:45 Musical Interlude
2:55 Wrap-up: Discussion leaders summarize the “takeaway points” from each session.
3:00 INaction Items: What are those (& how do I get some them?)
3:30 Calisthenics: Facial Warm Ups: How to avoid INadvertent & INappropriate facial responses to coworkers
4:00 Strategic SeatINg: Life IN the back row, it’s better than you think
4:30 Snow Removal: June assignments
5:00 MeetINg Agendas: To Be Distributed via Courier Pigeons
5:30 Wrap-up: Take Aways (that you can remember)
5:55 ½ Assignments for Int’l MeetINg Day 2010
6:00 Final Thoughts
6:02 Schedule Next MeetINg
6:03 Smoke'em if you got'em (just no where near the building please)
In case you can't read the posted disclaimer:International Meeting Day 2009
Events canceled due to H1N1
Flu Outbreak at the Bakery
Help yourself to a discounted
Cookie!
(as a joke people, there's not an outbreak that I know of)
Almost forgot, here is the agenda for IMD 2009:
Theme: Putting the “IN” back in INternational Meetings
10:00 Distribution of official “Int’l Meeting Day” refreshments and MeetINg Appreciation session
11:00 Come IN & Sit Down: How to Chillax your next meetINg
11:30 INevitable Issues: plannINg on miracles & where to order them on the INternet
12:00 How technology can better INefficientize INternational collaboration and discussion (Podcast for iPhones only)
12:30 Dissecting the INsanity of an ABA visit
1:00 Getting INto Wallets, Polite PickpocketINg
1:30 RennovatINg with Main Campus IN 2 Easy Steps: How to play the 1) Request & 2) Wait game
2:00 INcreasINg revenue at home while decreasINg debt abroad (it’s IN the bag)
2:30 Breakout Sessions:
Group A: FINdINg Acceptance IN Rejection: Why didn’t I get INto law school?
Group B: INterrogating candidates to determine INtelligence
Group C: LivINg among mere mortals: my trials as a nINja in the workplace
Group D: The INs and outs of breakINg down the INsidious INclusiveness withIN the INner admINistrative Circle – How to Barter with Chocolate!
Group E: Video ConferencINg: making YouTube IN the office count
Group F: PlayINg It Safe: how to Bcc with the best of them
Group G: ImplementINg work plans IN 4 time zones with INtensity
Group B: INterrogating candidates to determine INtelligence
Group C: LivINg among mere mortals: my trials as a nINja in the workplace
Group D: The INs and outs of breakINg down the INsidious INclusiveness withIN the INner admINistrative Circle – How to Barter with Chocolate!
Group E: Video ConferencINg: making YouTube IN the office count
Group F: PlayINg It Safe: how to Bcc with the best of them
Group G: ImplementINg work plans IN 4 time zones with INtensity
2:45 Musical Interlude
2:55 Wrap-up: Discussion leaders summarize the “takeaway points” from each session.
3:00 INaction Items: What are those (& how do I get some them?)
3:30 Calisthenics: Facial Warm Ups: How to avoid INadvertent & INappropriate facial responses to coworkers
4:00 Strategic SeatINg: Life IN the back row, it’s better than you think
4:30 Snow Removal: June assignments
5:00 MeetINg Agendas: To Be Distributed via Courier Pigeons
5:30 Wrap-up: Take Aways (that you can remember)
5:55 ½ Assignments for Int’l MeetINg Day 2010
6:00 Final Thoughts
6:02 Schedule Next MeetINg
6:03 Smoke'em if you got'em (just no where near the building please)
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there are no words... just a grin on my face...
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You missed out on this year!
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